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The List

This is short, but sweet.

There was a recent royal not named Prince Charles or anyone from England who tested positive for COVID-19.

When pressed about who he came into contact with the previous couple of weeks, he rattled off a bunch of names to his doctor.

Later, his wife saw the list and asked why a 15 year old friend of the family was on the list. And that is how she found out her husband has yet another secret child he hadn’t discussed with her.

She later also found out that he also had been sleeping with multiple women who were also on the list.

Prince Albert

Princess of Monaco

Prince Albert of Monaco first head of state to test positive for coronavirus

Prince Albert is not even royal — he’s the Serene Highness — nor is he thought of as a world leader. His fiefdom, the filthy-rich principality of Monaco, is about the size of Central Park. But the late Princess Grace’s only son does qualify as the first head of state to test positive for coronavirus. He submitted to a test last week shortly after his 62nd birthday.

“Number One was the last person we ever thought would get the virus,” a longtime American resident of Monaco said Thursday. “We’re watching all these horrible stories out of Italy, but we never thought it would happen here, especially to him.”

“Number One” and “Number Two” are what Monaco residents call Albert and his South African wife, Princess Charlene, the mother of his young twins.

Prince Albert’s photograph hangs in almost every store and government facility. He grew up the coddled son of Prince Rainier and former Hollywood star Grace Kelly in a luxurious pink palace across the harbor from Monte Carlo. “My symptoms are flu-like, but it feels like a pretty mild case. I’ve a slight fever, not really that bad. A little bit of a cough. I’d a runny nose the first few days, that was the first sign,” he told People magazine. – Source