The three named muse singer would love for you to think she is hooking up with the tequila sounding rapper, but she isn’t.

Lana Del Rey

Quavo

One thing this A list NFL player has not been doing the past month is doing any kind of working out.

He is going to be in rough shape headed to camp.

Aaron Rodgers

According to the paps, you could smell the booze on the breath of the A list actor/director.

Ben Affleck

The meme actor says that after watching the s@x tape of the alliterate reality star, that her sister is nothing like that in bed.

Timothée Chalamet

Kim Kardashian

Kylie Jenner

The former superhero turned future television director counseled against the cannibal actor addressing the whole cannibal thing or even doing a podcast.

Robert Downey Jr.

Armie Hammer

The tabloids are using year old interactions now to try and prove the alliterate one and her husband are desperately in love and not splitting.

Meghan Markle

Prince Harry