The alliterate one is scrambling to find something that will keep her from being downsized in the news this weekend.

Meghan Markle

Kate Middleton made an appearance for first time since cancer announcement

Using the weekly shot more often than she should is what landed the permanent A lister in the hospital.

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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey hospitalized with some kind of stomach thing, missed the CBS Mornings’ appearance

This A- lister is being papped so much as of late seeing her ex, that she got offers to wear certain brands of clothes.

She really should have said no to the most recent offer.

Jennifer Garner

Ben Affleck

This former A+ list QB really decided to go for it with the spray tan.

It looks awful.

Tom Brady

 

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