3 blinds in a row: April 2, 2023

This permanent A list singer hates paparazzi.

She has carefully managed the days and times she will allow herself to be photographed.

She has them all marked down on a calendar.

When a pap tried to take her photo in the wild, he was beaten.

When he said he was going to sue, he was beaten again. He got the message.

Other paps have long since got the message.

Beyonce

For years, this foreign born A list singer has refused to discuss what happened when he was younger and under the “tutelage” of this one named singer.

Apparently, he has started speaking to friends about it.

I think the world would love to know.

Justin Bieber

Usher

At this point, this B+ list actor who you saw for years and years and years on a network sitcom, should just come out.

All of his friends and his boyfriend have come out.

Jack McBrayer

30 Rock